Thursday, July 9, 2009

Sape penah tgk crite 'White Chicks' mesti paham post ni..

I was in the toilet doing my personal business when it happens.. I came in and found out that it was only me alone, so i choose the middle cubic (apprently it was the most dry and clean at that time..) then i heard someone else coming, not the usual klepek... klepek... klepek.... krittkritt.. eitt.. cekcek.. but this is more like klepekklepekklepekklepekeiiiittt dumm!!!!..

then it happen...

like in the 'white chicks' mase org tu sakit perut sbb salah mkn.. waaa mcm fireworks pulak...

kalau aisyah dengar tu mesti die heran bunyik ape tu..

then of course, my next breath was when i'm out of the toilet..(i'm so blue even bluehippo will lose his job)

//:ni lebih kurang mcm experience johan mase kt petronas desaru, the only difference is die xdgr fireworks, instead he went in the same toilet tp org tu xflush.. arrggghhhh... klua balik sambil cursing..

ref :
klepek - bunyik selipar/flipflop
kritt - bunyik tisu ditarik dr roller
eitt - bunyik pintu toilet dibukak/tutup
cekcek - buyik pintu toilet diselak/kunci
dum - bunyik pinto toilet ditutup dgn kuat

moral: taula sakit perut, tp jgn la sampai men'trauma'kan perasaan orang lain..

Monday, July 6, 2009

Working too hard lately?..

Give your friend a nudge and use this as your excuse.. wink'wink'


Friday, July 3, 2009

-the secret unbare-

-the secret unbare-
July 03, ’09 10:55

I've been told not to tell,
I've been living this for quite a while,
For how this soul is aching,
For how this heart is panting,

In the corner alone I wheeze,
Reaching console that is never give,
Isn’t there a little care?
For my hurt and my despair.

My wish is never a fairytale,
Just a dust, but i still fail,
How I long for a big wide smile,
But it seems so far a thousand miles.

Yes, this is meant for someone,
A slight attention is all I want,
But i guess he would never care,
And this as always, would be left unbare.

Copyrights reserve to Noor Suraya.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Selemat Pengantin Baru - Fit & Azhan

Chanteq~ Wedding Reception - De Palma Ampang - 27 June 2009

.:: Fitriah is now officially Azhan's ::.

Smile dear, you're beautiful..

Blogger deadly disease

Ahlan Wasahlan,

Recent experience of an unintended post by a blogger had brought me to this post Pulut Binasa, Mulut Merana from Halaqah. It is a very good writing and everyone should read it.

There's a lesson that should be learnt from the situation (that i wouldn't say it here, one who knows know, and one who doesnt, does not need to know).

We have come to a level whereby blogging is like an essential to some people like us as a medium to express ourselves. And it's not anymore something we do for leisure, instead it's more to pleasure.. But in some circumstances, we accidently wrote what we did not intend to write. Something that is better unknown, or something that is better kept as what it is.

Unlike words, they're only heard by people who hear and here. But a blog post are read once, twice or thrice by millions of surfers. What priorly a "nukilan hati", now causing epidemic of distress and upset to the offended party. And worst the words are spread..

These episode are better be prevented then to cure. Because curing will take a whole lot of effort.. And who knows, you might not get cured. Worst you're bound to live with the disease you yourself, created.


Ma'as Salamah,
Author.
nota ketiak (tiru fit) : aisyah sekarang blaja bahasa arab. Mak die pun xbleh la buat2 dungu. Kang die bantai ckp arab sorg2 kt rumah pulak.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Tag lame..

Kemas2 desktop pendrive tadi terjumpe bende ni.. xingat dah sape tag.. letak je la kt sini..

1.Bekas kekasih saya adalah :
juga somi terchenta..


2.Saya sedang mendengar:
bunyik kunyahan2 makanan org len, sbb saye tgh diet, make xmkn..


3.Mungkin saya patut :
makan sedikit kerana lapar..


4.Saya suka :
bile somi ajak coping..


5.Sahabat-sahabat baik saya :
adalah juga partner in crime..


6.Saya tak paham :
ape yg totet membebel..


7.Saya kehilangan :
tahi idung kerana telah dibuang..


8.Ramai yang berkata :
gemuknyeee!!!


9.Makna nama saya :
cahaya suria.. senyum seindah suria laalalall..


10.Cinta itu adalah:
mesin fotostat


11.Di suatu tempat, seseorang sedang :
tido, sbb die gastrik. dh belikan roti to die tido jugak..


12.Saya akan cuba :
untuk tidak kentut di opis..


13.Ayat SELAMANYA membawa maksud :
tunggu hapuz balik keje bukak pintu rumah sbb kad akses saye tertinggal..


14.Telefon bimbit saya :
samsung flip, beteri kene selotep sbb pinnye dh patah, keypad kene tekan kuat2 baru berhasil. ade sape2 nk banje henpon?


15.Bila saya terjaga dari tidur :
saye tgk jam astro baru pukul 7.08. tido smule.. jage smule jam astro masih 7.08. rupenye xtutup astro channel 708. saye lambat pg keje.. hakkdusshhh tido balik dn buat2 demam..


16.Saya paling meluat apabila :
aisyah main pempes tahinye..


17.Pesta/Parti adalah :
hepi besdei..


18.Haiwan yang paling comel yang saya pernah temui ialah :
anak kucen ketakutan di tgh2 jalan raye yg sebok..


19.Peringkat umur yang paling menyeronokkan bagi saya ialah :
umur-umur yang terlibat semase di shopping kompleks..


20.Hari ini :
saye nak masak nasik lemak..


21.Malam ini saya akan :
basuh pinggan..


22.Esok pula saya akan :
cube untuk pg jalan2


23.Saya betul2 inginkan :
henpon baru, handbag baru dan kasut baru, kereta baru..


24.Ketika saya lihat wajah saya di hadapan cermin pagi ini :
rambut cacak3 & taik mate.. pg mandi~~~


25.Pusat membeli-belah atau arked permainan? :
pusat menengok-nengok dan tidak membeli..


26.Makanan Barat atau Jepun? :
makanan saye..


27.Bilik yang terang atau gelap? :
bilik malap2 lampu kunen..


28.Makanan segera adalah :
xperlu masak, beli dan makan..


29.Ayat terakhir yang sy katakan pada seseorang?
wooo...


30.Siapa yang sy nak Tag?
Mamak jual nasik beriani.. luku kapla!!!..