Thursday, February 26, 2009

Kitorg suke main kentut2...

ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.

ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.

TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out.

JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.

DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it.

GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.

HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.

SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.

TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.

OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.

ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.

NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person
behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"


adoiyaii.. cannot tahan dgn artikel ini.. haha!!

Test Your Intelligence..



How many faces can you find?
To test your intelligence:
If can find 0 – 5 faces – idiot
If can find 6 – 7 faces – stupid
If can find 8 – 9 faces – normal
If can find 10 – 11 – very normal
If can find 12 – 13 faces –genius
currently yaya is very normal but still trying to be a genius.. haha!!!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Jangan buat mcm ni pada org tersayang..

Ini adalah perbuatan terkutuk dan hina... jijiks!!!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Family Day ~ Sunway Lagoon. Outdated Post

Post yg melampau outdated.. kitorg g Sunway Lagoon dan bersuke ria xhengat.. siap beli swimming suit syeksi (totet punye la, bukan ibu totet.. nnti bukan syeksi.. syeksa..)..


baru sampai nih.. amik gmbr dulu sblm ketiak sume basah..


cek poin pertama, Extreme Park.. tp tak xtreme sgt la.. yg extreme nye mamat2 kt bwh ni..


ini die G-Force.. bukan G-String tau.. kitorg siap ajar dorang ni mengucap.. aahh sebok makngah ni nk enter frame plak.. sampai tangga tu je yg die brani.. wakakka..


ini adalah beruk terlampau..


encik hapuz bengang sbb die xde gambar atas moto resakse nih.. oo ye, sblm pakai helmet tu kene pakai plastik, utk mengelakkan kutu merayau dan bernomad..

amik gambar dulu sblm berkayak (sblm semua spender basah).. huhu..

sambung jap lg...

.::Balqis Syuhada::.

sblm korg konpius, ni bukan anak yaya&jasin.. mane la tau ade org ingat hapuz dh bersalinkan (perot die baru menunjukkan 3 bulan je) wakkakkakakakka.. *sempat kene sepuk dgn hapuz*
ni baby Ad, selamat tubik pada 28 Jan 2009.. Syukran!! Syukran!!..
Balqis Syuhada

abis tisu ibu!!!!!!!

Tgh hari td dok sibuk kt dapo masak bubur dak totet.. jenguk depan jap tgk ape dak totet buat senyap2.. rupenye abis die keje kt tisu.. adoyai memang pantang betul la budak nih..
ni nak buat mcm mane ni.. nak mrh pun xbleh...
dah la buat muke seposen/ xbersalah..

the quirks of totet & paklong - outdated post


hahahah.. ni time nak buat cemin mate paklong aicah kt MOG mines.. paklong aicah dh terbang ke new zealand, kalo rindu tgk la gmbr kt blog je ek paklong..